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Disgruntled Peony
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Cinco de Mayo approaches.

I don't know why, but this seems ominous. XD

If you are in difficulties with a book, try the element of surprise: attack it at an hour when it isn't expecting it. ~ H.G. Wells
If a person offend you, and you are in doubt as to whether it was intentional or not, do not resort to extreme measures; simply watch your chance and hit him with a brick. ~ Mark Twain
R, SF, SHM, SHM, SHM, F, R, HM, SHM, R, HM, R, F, SHM, SHM, SHM, SF, SHM, 1st Place (Q2 V38)
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Posted : May 1, 2018 11:01 am
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Cinco de Mayo approaches.

Not to mention May the Schwartz.

 
Posted : May 2, 2018 3:22 am
storysinger
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May the Fourth be with you. wotf011

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Posted : May 3, 2018 6:02 pm
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Okay, my writing advice. "Good things come to those who wait, but only what's left behind by those who hustle."

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Posted : May 19, 2018 6:00 am
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Okay, my writing advice. "Good things come to those who wait, but only what's left behind by those who hustle."

The best way to wait is to write more stuff.

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Posted : May 20, 2018 6:37 am
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Martin, your stick man is looking slimmer than ever! : )

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Posted : May 25, 2018 3:47 am
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wotf009 To all who have served to defend our way of life.

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Posted : May 28, 2018 1:49 am
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wotf042 busy, busy, busy.

When you look here just say hi. 42 to go.

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Posted : July 21, 2018 11:58 am
Disgruntled Peony
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Hallo!

41, I suppose.

If you are in difficulties with a book, try the element of surprise: attack it at an hour when it isn't expecting it. ~ H.G. Wells
If a person offend you, and you are in doubt as to whether it was intentional or not, do not resort to extreme measures; simply watch your chance and hit him with a brick. ~ Mark Twain
R, SF, SHM, SHM, SHM, F, R, HM, SHM, R, HM, R, F, SHM, SHM, SHM, SF, SHM, 1st Place (Q2 V38)
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Posted : July 22, 2018 12:14 am
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Why do people drive in parkways but park in driveways?

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Posted : August 29, 2018 12:17 am
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Why is a weather forecaster called a meteorologist. They don't study meteors.
wotf017 Weatherologists seems to be more accurate.

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Posted : August 29, 2018 7:32 am
Galen
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Good question!

Why is it that when you transport something by car, it's called a shipment, but when you transport something by ship, it's called cargo?

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Posted : August 30, 2018 1:05 am
Galen
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So...

Times New Roman and Courier New walk into a bar...

The Barkeep says:

"I'm sorry, we don't serve your type."

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Posted : September 19, 2018 1:02 am
Galen
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And then...

A hungry African lion came across two men. One was sitting under a tree reading a book. The other was typing away on his typewriter. The lion immediately pounced on the man reading the book and quickly devoured him.

...Even the king of the jungle knows that readers digest and writers cramp.

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Posted : November 2, 2018 8:39 am
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Galen will be here all week, folks.

 
Posted : November 2, 2018 12:08 pm
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Just here to slide a few more chips into the pot. Somebody is going to win a MILLION views!

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Posted : November 4, 2018 6:11 am
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Shake and Bake. And I helped!

V34: R,HM,R
V35: HM,R,R,HM
V36: R,HM,HM,SHM
V37: HM,SF,SHM,SHM
V38: (P)F, SHM, F, F
V39: SHM, SHM, HM, SHM
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Pro’d out Q4V39
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Posted : November 5, 2018 2:19 am
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Shake and Bake. And I helped!

You're dating yourself, Rebecca! Ooops! And so am I! wotf001

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Posted : November 5, 2018 7:07 am
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To those who preserve and defend our way of life, wotf009 , Thank You.

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Posted : November 11, 2018 1:01 am
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I agree

Working on turning Lead into Gold.
Four HMs From WotF
The latest was Q1'12
HM-quarter 4 Volume 32
One HM for another contest
published in Strange New Worlds Ten.
Another HM http://onthepremises.com/minis/mini_18.html

 
Posted : November 11, 2018 3:07 pm
Galen
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... So the past, present and future all walked into a bar at the same time.

It was tense.

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Posted : November 22, 2018 1:24 am
storysinger
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Happy Thanksgiving everyone.

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Posted : November 22, 2018 2:08 am
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Turkey smells pilgrim's tales,
Thanksgiving is here!
Lots of food and stuffing as parades come near
Oh! Take to heart, be a part!
All the food we'll eat
Doesn't everyone agree Thanksgiving is a treat!
Ohhhh!!! Dashing to the treats.
So much so much to eat!
Eat it all I must!
Stuffed to top am I
Oh! Oh! Oh!
Mounds of pumpkin pie
Chocolate pizza too!
I must have gained a hundred pounds
But oh my look at you.
Oh! Chocolate pie, pumpkin pie, turkey to fill all.
Come and join with everyone, Thanksgiving in the fall!
*To the tune of dashing through the snow*

Happy Thanksgiving everyone

Brittany Rainsdon
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Second Place Volume 38 Quarter 1

First publication was "Perfectly Painted Lies" published in Deep Magic Spring 2021 and reprinted in the anthology, Best of Deep Magic Volume 2.
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Posted : November 22, 2018 10:15 am
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wotf059

Just because this turkey needs some stuffing. wotf001

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Posted : November 29, 2018 5:31 am
Galen
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Congrats Moon! That is really amazing and well deserved. I look forward to reading your story and watching the ceremony.

(That was a Q4, Volume 35 win for posterity's sake)

I wonder how many WoTF winners have posted in this thread of threads over the years?

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Posted : December 12, 2018 12:49 am
storysinger
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Happy New Year everyone. May 2019 be the best ever.

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Posted : December 31, 2018 5:24 pm
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Here's some entertainment to enjoy while munching the popcorn.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=toXNVbv ... yk&index=1

If the address is right.

I love how well they transferred the music onto the animation. You can follow each chord and note, the strums and even the slides. Amazing

 
Posted : February 16, 2019 7:47 pm
Disgruntled Peony
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Here's some entertainment to enjoy while munching the popcorn.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=toXNVbv ... yk&index=1

If the address is right.

I love how well they transferred the music onto the animation. You can follow each chord and note, the strums and even the slides. Amazing

That animated instrument looks like something the Dragonlance gnomes would invent! I love it.

If you are in difficulties with a book, try the element of surprise: attack it at an hour when it isn't expecting it. ~ H.G. Wells
If a person offend you, and you are in doubt as to whether it was intentional or not, do not resort to extreme measures; simply watch your chance and hit him with a brick. ~ Mark Twain
R, SF, SHM, SHM, SHM, F, R, HM, SHM, R, HM, R, F, SHM, SHM, SHM, SF, SHM, 1st Place (Q2 V38)
Ticknor Tales
Twitter
4th and Starlight: e-book | paperback

 
Posted : February 17, 2019 3:02 am
Disgruntled Peony
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A random thought, apropos of nothing: I've recently purchased "Dreyer's English," and it's the first time I've found a stylebook absolutely delightful to read.

If you are in difficulties with a book, try the element of surprise: attack it at an hour when it isn't expecting it. ~ H.G. Wells
If a person offend you, and you are in doubt as to whether it was intentional or not, do not resort to extreme measures; simply watch your chance and hit him with a brick. ~ Mark Twain
R, SF, SHM, SHM, SHM, F, R, HM, SHM, R, HM, R, F, SHM, SHM, SHM, SF, SHM, 1st Place (Q2 V38)
Ticknor Tales
Twitter
4th and Starlight: e-book | paperback

 
Posted : February 22, 2019 8:54 pm
 TimE
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Reviews look interesting - “The only thing worse than the ungodly incentivize is its satanic little sibling, incent.”

I'm a big fan of Elements of Eloquence by Mark Forsyth. Wittily written.

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Posted : February 23, 2019 11:23 pm
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